F           Am
Pick up the phone
        F              Am
Please, tell me you’re home
    F            Am
The monsters are gone
    F           Am
The wardrobe is closed
F          Am
Where’s my guitar
     F           Am
They hate when I sing
    F           Am
So, fuck my guitar, yeah
F        Am
Fuck everything


Am C   F Am
Mmmm   mmmm (x2)


F             Am
String’s on a twist
   F            Am
My ass they can kiss
        F         Am
They’re making me sick
      F          Am
Just, go suck my dick
    F            Am
No, singing past ten
         F            Am
He can’t stay in your bed
    F            Am
So, fuck mum and dad
    F          Am
I’m going real mad


Am C   F Am
Mmmm   mmmm (x4)