D    E

           D                         E               A
 I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
     D               E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
          A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                        E
 Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                         E
 Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
 D                        E
 Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                     E
 Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
 D                         E
 Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
 D                        E
 Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Chorus]
           A
 I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day,
           F#7
 And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say,
         D                                 E              A
 If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay.

[Verse]
 D                       E
 Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
 D                     E
 Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
 D                         E
 Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
 D                        E
 Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.

[Interlude]
D E A
D E A

[Outro]
         D                   B              E
 I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer.
  N.C.
 *Laughs* "It was SUPER cheap."
 D                       E
 Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings,
 D                     E
 Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom,
 D                         E
 Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas,
 D                        E
 Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick,
 D                          E
 Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates.
 D                               E
 Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake,
 D                       E
 Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb,
 D                          E
 Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home,
 D                     E
 Three dollars on some balm for my lips,
 D                   E
 Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets,
       D                         E               A
 And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas.